Our little square reader is missing along with our phone which had a code so it is useless without, but I want you to know, that unbeknown to Michael, I will be tracking you ..you know how wives sometimes like to keep things from their husband….I have installed a device which will track your movement so I am already on to you.  I was at home doing some chores while you were taking our phone.  You might have mistakenly thought we had many things, so didn’t you deserve it …well the truth is …I already know who you are and if the rest of you are curious about this tracking device, just ask and I will let you know how it works!

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